June 2012
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Cave Paints
JS: why do girls talk like this https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/282802_10101655934560697_460311856_n.jpg
ME: 'Cause
we all came from the same source
JS: lol
they discover cave paints
ME: Yes
JS: "YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!!!!"
ME: It was some glasses and a buffalo,
and a smiley face
JS: Hahah
smiley face is timeless
ME: "b-s love smiley faces"
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*DIED* of Laughter
What a lovely Monday. My boss (a 57 yr old white woman from Hancock Park) was learning gang-signs.
Thats not brims! That is Hook’em!
We watched a short clip of a prank zombie video earlier.
To add icing to the cake, we had a free lunch for a “lunch & learn” meeting. In the words of Ice Cube, “today was a good day.”
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9 Actors Who Do the Exact Same Thing Every Movie... →
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I am in the 2% →
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E-Relationships
ME: WYD?
AQ: I am at work..
typing to you.
thinking about you
and...
ME: ha ha
AQ: true story
ME: I'm 'bout to watch Breaking Bad while I eat my breakfast of champions
ttyl
AQ: wait
..
from this day forward you are now my internet gf.
ME: lol
ok
AQ: dam straight.
I do it for the lulz
ME: [smiley face]
AQ: ok. I will take you out soon
ME: [smiley face]
AQ: bye,
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ME: deuces cuz
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It has been confirmed, I am a Di (DISC... →
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Homophone
GM: I have a joke
what do gay horses eat?
ME: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
GM: nope
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
ME: same thing!!
GM: lol you would think that
ME: They are homophone[s], you doofus!
GM: I want a homophone in my bed
ME: lol
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Memorial
ME: I am currently digitizing all my greeting and bday cards,
trashing some.
I bought a flatbed scanner since my other one died
JL: I envy the organization in your life
ME: This is madness because the value of these things are only relevant if I am alive
and if I remember.
It's all rubbish.
So I am having all these philosophical debates when I throw things away,
"WHAT IS LIFE?"
"WHAT IS MEMORY?"
"DOES IT ALL MATTER?
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MIND.BLOWN.
Me: FAIL
hahahha
I forgot Irish is a langauge
oh
BOY
BO: I always hear English with an Irish accent. Do u mean Gaelic or smthg?
ME: No, like Rosetta Stone lists it as "Irish"
Thats what I thought [too], cause everytime I heard an Irish person, they were speaking in English
ME: //youtu.be/cRKS9XFLAG0
How to say "Hello" in Irish.
INTERESTING
DIA = GOD
in IRISH
DIOS = GODDDDDDD
I wonder if the DI- is related to the Latin prefix meaning two
I was mind blown re-reading the Bible.
Apparently God is an androgen
[be]cause the FIRST CHAPTER
literally the first 30 verses, says "and he was created in OUR image"
or something crazy like that
Direct Quote--->
"26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”"
27 So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.
MIND
BLOWN
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Ramit Sethi Will Pay Your Rent Next Month →
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By saying that you only support abortion in cases...
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Memento (2000) →
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Black & Alone
BO: Because I am a black woman, I must be alone
ME: You are alone cause you do not know compromise and self-sacrifice
for...
your...
family....
working double shifts cleaning the white folk house!
It does not matter what we want [or]
what we are attracted to.
It matters what we can do when [we] die to self
--Tranee
BO: shut the hell up lol
ME: hahahaha
I literally am laughing outloud
BO: You are on that bullshit!
Me: I am on that truth
--Tranee
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That moment when your finishing your hair and you...
