JS: why do girls talk like this https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/282802_10101655934560697_460311856_n.jpg
we all came from the same source
they discover cave paints
JS: "YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!!!!"
ME: It was some glasses and a buffalo,
and a smiley face
smiley face is timeless
ME: "b-s love smiley faces"
*DIED* of Laughter
What a lovely Monday. My boss (a 57 yr old white woman from Hancock Park) was learning gang-signs. Thats not brims! That is Hook’em! We watched a short clip of a prank zombie video earlier. To add icing to the cake, we had a free lunch for a “lunch & learn” meeting. In the words of Ice Cube, “today was a good day.”
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I am in the 2% →
AQ: I am at work..
typing to you.
thinking about you
ME: ha ha
AQ: true story
ME: I'm 'bout to watch Breaking Bad while I eat my breakfast of champions
from this day forward you are now my internet gf.
AQ: dam straight.
I do it for the lulz
ME: [smiley face]
AQ: ok. I will take you out soon
ME: [smiley face]
ME: deuces cuz
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GM: I have a joke
what do gay horses eat?
ME: same thing!!
GM: lol you would think that
ME: They are homophone[s], you doofus!
GM: I want a homophone in my bed
ME: I am currently digitizing all my greeting and bday cards,
I bought a flatbed scanner since my other one died
JL: I envy the organization in your life
ME: This is madness because the value of these things are only relevant if I am alive
and if I remember.
It's all rubbish.
So I am having all these philosophical debates when I throw things away,
"WHAT IS LIFE?"
"WHAT IS MEMORY?"
"DOES IT ALL MATTER?
I forgot Irish is a langauge
BO: I always hear English with an Irish accent. Do u mean Gaelic or smthg?
ME: No, like Rosetta Stone lists it as "Irish"
Thats what I thought [too], cause everytime I heard an Irish person, they were speaking in English
How to say "Hello" in Irish.
DIA = GOD
DIOS = GODDDDDDD
I wonder if the DI- is related to the Latin prefix meaning two
I was mind blown re-reading the Bible.
Apparently God is an androgen
[be]cause the FIRST CHAPTER
literally the first 30 verses, says "and he was created in OUR image"
or something crazy like that
"26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”"
27 So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.
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Black & Alone
BO: Because I am a black woman, I must be alone
ME: You are alone cause you do not know compromise and self-sacrifice
working double shifts cleaning the white folk house!
It does not matter what we want [or]
what we are attracted to.
It matters what we can do when [we] die to self
BO: shut the hell up lol
I literally am laughing outloud
BO: You are on that bullshit!
Me: I am on that truth
That moment when your finishing your hair and you...