May 2013
33 posts
8 tags
Negro Frijoles
FartMaster: I really hope you move to LA
so we can be friends
RORO: LOL...we are friends!
FartMaster: 'Cause this long distance relationship ain't working out
RORO: I have a feeling we'd be ratchet
FartMaster: hahahah
YES
OMGGGG
RORO: LOL
FartMaster: WING(wo)MANS
RORO: Maybe we can find men!
FartMaster: Yep
RORO: And go on dates!
FartMaster: I have a whack ass selection
RORO: And keep our hair RIGHT!
FartMaster: Octoroon is talking to me now
I don't get him!
RORO: 'Cus mine beeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuucked
RORO: Octoroon?
what the hell is that?
FartMaster: It's a person who is 1/8th black
or some ignorant sh*t
RORO: 1/8th black?
smh...
FartMaster: Yeah, remember the white dude I showed you 4 months ago
who I said was a n*gga
cause his hair is curly and his nose wide
RORO: LOL
no...
but I'll take your word for it
FartMaster: Hahah the dude I farted on the date with!
come on!
RORO: 's new status message - zzzzzzzz..... 11:04 PM
RORO: 's new status message - "...one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do." >_< 11:04 PM
RORO: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
His name is Beano
FartMaster: Hahah
RORO: Thats how I'll remember him from now on
FartMaster: Negro beano
RORO: Re to him as "beano"
LMAO
FartMaster: BLACK BEANS
RORO: LMAO
FartMaster: This is going on Tumblr
6 tags
Loneliness Part Deux
RORO: I'm watching Home Alone 2
lol
loser
RIRI: 'cause you HOME ALONE
RORO: How are you?
yes
RIRI: I am OK
RORO: And lonely
RIRI: [I'm] being emotional, doing math problems
lol
what is my life?
Listening to Musiq's Love, dong the slow mo' Mary J Blige bounce
RORO: SMH
RIRI: How are YOU?
RORO: PAUSE!
You're killing yourself! and ME!
I'm okay girl
give me a gchat status
RIRI: "One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do" -- RoRenee
RORO: >_<
RIRI: LMAO
RORO: Fucker!
RIRI: I love you!!
RORO: Punk
6 tags
“An intelligent person does not need the promise of heaven to see the merit of...”
Out of sight, out of mind
When I have a drunken heart-to-heart with my best...
whatshouldwecallme:
1 tag
*eye roll*
Public service announcement: I hate hot-headed and irrational people. I’ve fortunately only come across a couple of them in my lifetime (men), and when I did, I most definitely face palmed! It’s kind of entertaining watching them lose their cool over bruised egos, and my apathy makes them angrier. -_-
3 tags
When I'm finished with one final but then realize...
whatshouldwecallme:
(gif source: meatballcandy.com)
How I feel about most of my Facebook friends
whatshouldwecallme:
7 tags
“Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting....”
– –Andy Warhol
April 2013
27 posts
6 tags
“Proverbs 31:30
Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman...”
– New International Version (NIV) Bible
15 tags
Ethnic Smells
BO: http://straightfromthea.com/2012/10/17/straightfromthea-give-away-win-a-makeover-by-celebrity-hairstylist-derek-j/derek-j-7/
ME: He looks like he smells like chitlins
2_04 AM
BO: You know he smells like all kinds of products
I don't smell flowery
ME: Motions and cocoa butter
2_06 AM
BO: lol Pink Lotion
2_07 AM
ME: Jergens cherry almond scent
and Carmex
98% of black ppl smell like that
I am convinced
BO: uhunn
I need to smell it
What do i smell like?
ME: You smell like Herbal essences and Downy
BO: No i do not
ME: lol
I've never smelled you
except your hair when I was doing it
which was conditioner smell
or texturizer
#pinklotion
#vaseline
#pantene prov - dark and lovely collection
BO: I'm goin' to sleep lol
