FartMaster: I really hope you move to LA
so we can be friends
RORO: LOL...we are friends!
FartMaster: 'Cause this long distance relationship ain't working out
RORO: I have a feeling we'd be ratchet
RORO: Maybe we can find men!
RORO: And go on dates!
FartMaster: I have a whack ass selection
RORO: And keep our hair RIGHT!
FartMaster: Octoroon is talking to me now
I don't get him!
RORO: 'Cus mine beeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuucked
what the hell is that?
FartMaster: It's a person who is 1/8th black
or some ignorant sh*t
RORO: 1/8th black?
FartMaster: Yeah, remember the white dude I showed you 4 months ago
who I said was a n*gga
cause his hair is curly and his nose wide
but I'll take your word for it
FartMaster: Hahah the dude I farted on the date with!
RORO: 's new status message - zzzzzzzz..... 11:04 PM
RORO: 's new status message - "...one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do." >_< 11:04 PM
His name is Beano
RORO: Thats how I'll remember him from now on
FartMaster: Negro beano
RORO: Re to him as "beano"
FartMaster: BLACK BEANS
FartMaster: This is going on Tumblr
Loneliness Part Deux
RORO: I'm watching Home Alone 2
RIRI: 'cause you HOME ALONE
RORO: How are you?
RIRI: I am OK
RORO: And lonely
RIRI: [I'm] being emotional, doing math problems
what is my life?
Listening to Musiq's Love, dong the slow mo' Mary J Blige bounce
RIRI: How are YOU?
You're killing yourself! and ME!
I'm okay girl
give me a gchat status
RIRI: "One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do" -- RoRenee
RIRI: I love you!!
An intelligent person does not need the promise of heaven to see the merit of...
Out of sight, out of mind
When I have a drunken heart-to-heart with my best...
Public service announcement: I hate hot-headed and irrational people. I’ve fortunately only come across a couple of them in my lifetime (men), and when I did, I most definitely face palmed! It’s kind of entertaining watching them lose their cool over bruised egos, and my apathy makes them angrier. -_-
When I'm finished with one final but then realize...
whatshouldwecallme: (gif source: meatballcandy.com)
How I feel about most of my Facebook friends
Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting....– –Andy Warhol
Proverbs 31:30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman...– New International Version (NIV) Bible
ME: He looks like he smells like chitlins
BO: You know he smells like all kinds of products
I don't smell flowery
ME: Motions and cocoa butter
BO: lol Pink Lotion
ME: Jergens cherry almond scent
98% of black ppl smell like that
I am convinced
I need to smell it
What do i smell like?
ME: You smell like Herbal essences and Downy
BO: No i do not
I've never smelled you
except your hair when I was doing it
which was conditioner smell
#pantene prov - dark and lovely collection
BO: I'm goin' to sleep lol